My dogs get major payback!

My Dogs Get Major Payback!🥎🐶🤣

Let me just start by saying—I totally deserved it.

For weeks, I’d been pulling harmless little pranks on my dogs, Max and Luna. You know, the usual: pretending to throw the ball and not actually throwing it, putting peanut butter on their toys in weird places, sneaking cucumbers behind them to see their reactions. It was all fun and games—for me.

But dogs are smarter than we give them credit for. And one day, they decided enough was enough.

It started when I came home from work and noticed something odd. All my socks were missing. Not just scattered around the house—gone. Vanished. My sock drawer was empty, the laundry basket was overturned, and there was a trail of chewed tags leading to the backyard. I stepped outside, and there it was: a freshly dug hole filled with socks. Max stood proudly next to it while Luna gave me the classic “I warned you” side-eye.

I should’ve known that was only the beginning.

The next morning, my alarm didn’t go off. Why? Because someone (ahem, Max) had knocked my phone off the nightstand and hid it behind the couch. I found it hours later—face down, slobbered on, and stuck in a pile of chewed-up tennis balls. Luna was lounging nearby like nothing happened, but I’m convinced she was the mastermind.

But the real act of revenge? That came later that day.

I was filming a video for our dog-themed social media page—just a goofy skit where I wore a dinosaur costume and pretended to chase them around. Classic content. But apparently, they’d had enough of me being the star. Just as I hit record, Luna launched herself at me, knocking me off balance. Max grabbed the costume’s tail and ripped it clean off. I fell backward into a pile of leaves, flailing like a startled toddler, while they ran circles around me, barking in triumphant unison.

And they weren’t done.

Luna trotted up with my phone in her mouth and—somehow—started recording. The video captured my defeated expression, my torn costume, and both dogs high-fiving each other (okay, maybe just paw-tapping, but still). That video? Yeah, it went viral. Millions of views. Everyone cheering them on. Suddenly, they were the stars.

Now, Max and Luna strut around like social media royalty. I’m just their camera guy. They get extra treats, brand deals (yes, really), and I swear Luna even winks at me every time I try to prank her.

So yeah—my dogs got major payback. And honestly? I wouldn’t have it any other way. Just don’t tell them I’m planning a comeback. I’ve got a squirrel costume, a trampoline, and a fog machine ready to go… but I might need some backup.